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R E S P E C ULATION

from η​Θ​Ø​5h by Damian Webb

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lyrics

The weaker sex is the kind you forget.
Melon ballers make all the poor melons jealous.
That doesn't make you special.
No, not quite special.
Just speck.
A tiny speck.
Speck as in speculation
R E S P E C ulation
R E S P E C ulation
Older rhymes with bolder
Like the rock and also the way of acting
You know, acting.
Pretending
I'll listen to this when I'm older and think
What was I thinking
Well, I'm already older now and I sure don't know
But I could tell you one thing
Yeah, I could tell you one thing
But I decided to tell you several
Because I got time to tell you several
I dare you to think of something
that rhymes with several
Uh, level?
Psh, no.
Uh, Cape Caneverel? {sic}
Did you really think you could slip that by me?
Oh, I'm stumped.
Yeah, so's George Washington's dad's cherry tree!
But I don't see him crying about it.
No, you don't see him crying about it.
I wonder if, uh, in the old days...the town cryer, y'know?
If he was the sensitive type...
Yeah, girls like that.
Psh, bullshit. Anyway, sensitive..you know...
would he feel self conscious about crying about stuff? Since he was the town cryer?
Maybe that's how you become the town cryer in the first place.
Like they see you sitting around crying
at the local pub or what have you
and then they're all like
"hey, you're such a baby.
You should be the town cryer!"
Yeah, yeah and then he's all like,
"Well I could use the extra income."
Yeah, "Plus I hate being home, 'cause my wife's always throwing dictionaries at me and shit."
Busts of Beethoven

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Or Rachmaninoff.
Are you talking about that Jamaican rock band...
"Rock, Mon...Enough"?

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from η​Θ​Ø​5h, released July 25, 2010

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