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OStritch Egg

from η​Θ​Ø​5h by Damian Webb

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You will say, "I guess".
This was a man that you had hoped you would get
involved with.
He had been sending wave after wave of his misogynistic proteges after you for quite a while now.
It had been pissing you off and you really wanted a chance to show him what was really what; Scramble his shit all up, like a big ostritch egg.
You'd make him spin and spin.
You knew exactly what to say when you met him.
What you said at that point would start him spinning and every word after that would be fingertips drug across the side of him, to continue his revolving around the axis. The axis being your erect left nipple.
In spite of your excitement the right is completely soft, being kept warm in the center of his palm.

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from η​Θ​Ø​5h, released July 25, 2010

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